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Reading glasses, burnt pancakes, the sheet nobody can fold. Pick the jokes, check every line, and send a 12-second birthday roast with your faces on it.
Dave's fortieth, roasted in the kitchen: the sheet he can't fold, the pancakes, the reading glasses.
You and the birthday person, or you and a friend roasting them together. One photo each, or a photo with you both in it.
This page opens on the kitchen stage with a comedy bounce beat, the sound of a joke about to land. Switch either if you like.
Tell the AI the age and two or three harmless facts: the bad knees, the early bedtime, the cooking. It writes four lines; edit any for free.
The funny birthday video comes back as a 12-second vertical clip with lip sync. Send it before the party, or play it during the cake.
Six birthday roasts that tease without stinging. Each one loads straight into the creator, where you can change the name, the age and the evidence.
The best birthday roasts are the true ones. Think of the things everyone already teases them about: the early nights, the dad jokes, the cooking that sets off the smoke alarm. Each one becomes a line. The example above uses three of them for Dave's fortieth (the sheet he can't fold, the burnt pancakes, the reading glasses) and saves the name for the last line.
Open soft, end warm. Two jokes in the middle, then a happy birthday with their name, so the video reads as affection rather than an attack. Keep each line to about nine words; the creator flags any that run long.
Tease habits, not bodies, and nothing they would be embarrassed to see in a family chat. Age jokes are fair game on a birthday; weight, health scares and exes are not. If you are unsure, show the lyrics to someone who knows the birthday person before you render. You can rewrite every line for free until it feels right.
For a sweeter video with their name in every bar, try the birthday rap song page, and if they would rather hear a melody, a personalized birthday song is sung instead of rapped. Want a full roast with no birthday attached? That is a diss track generator video.
A roast lives or dies on one word, so you get to read the whole thing before it costs anything, and you can soften a joke as many times as you like. If a render does not finish, the credits come back, and if a joke comes out of the wrong mouth, tell us and we will review it. One photo of you both works, and so does one of you and the dog. Pack credits stay in your account with no expiry.
Two photos and four lines. You only pay once the lyrics are right.
